No Sew--Shit, i want a piece of that!

We painted our kitchen a few weeks ago. It went from Mustard Yellow to Crypt Keeper grey. (ok, those aren't really the names but you aren't going to make me put down my wine to go read the paint cans are you??)

I needed new curtains and I wanted to make them. You guys, the last time I tried to sew ANYTHING it was a pillow in 7th grade home ec class with Miss Currier (talk about the crypt keeper). I spent the 41 min period block sewing the "pillow" to my jeans.

I bought some no sew tape stuff and 10,000 yards of fabric (my darling friend tried to help me figure out the math. It was easier to spend as much money on fabric as it would have cost me to have curtains made. custom. custom made in Italy. Custom made in Italy and spun from pure unicorn dust.

Wicked crappy picture, I'll take another one when I have to get up for more wine.